Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told Madonna, one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to go and f*** herself, the local media are reporting exclusively.
“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.
In further discussions with journalists from the media, the kid stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”
“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.
The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.
“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.
THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE
Movies to watch in the dark as your heart races and you become paranoid and constantly turn your back to see,if anyone is watching you.
|| Night of the living dead || Nosferatu || Psycho || Horror of Dracula || The Wolf Man || The Creature from The Blue Lagoon || The Bride of Frankenstein || Dracula || The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari || The Mummy || House on Haunted Hill || The Haunting || Rosemary’s Baby || The Birds || The Bad Seed ||
POPULAR HORROR MOVIES:
|| The Exorcist || The Texas Chainsaw Massacre || A Nightmare on Elm Street || Halloween || Friday the 13th || The Shining || Scream || The Blair Witch Project || Carrie || The Silence of The Lambs || Jaws || The Ring || Saw ||
|| Scary Movie || Shaun of The Dead || Zombieland || Gremlins || Young Frankenstein || The Rocky Horror Picture Show || Beetlejuice || Let The Right One In || The Cabin in The Woods || Sleepaway Camp || An American Werewolf in London||
To all the people who say “that’s going to look terrible when you’re older” fuck you, this older woman I met at work today has two sleeves and other tattoos in other various places and looks amazing and I would love to look like this rad grandma when I’m her age.
I’m upset and I want new clothes
acosmist - One who believes that nothing exists
paralian - A person who lives near the sea
aureate - Pertaining to the fancy or flowery words used by poets
dwale - To wander about deliriously
sabaism - The worship of stars
dysphoria - An unwell feeling
aubade - A love song which is sung at dawn
eumoirous - Happiness due to being honest and wholesome
mimp - To speak in a prissy manner, usually with pursed lips